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‘Aunt Flo’ Is In The Building
Just when you thought you had all this ‘life stuff’ figured out, she turns up.
All that meditation, yoga, affirmations and gratitude have really been paying off, you are the best possible you that you can be right now. But then one day you wake up and you’re pretty sure she’s around here somewhere.
You have plans. She doesn’t care. You have a pile of work to do. She really doesn’t give a shit.
But believe it or not, she really isn’t here to make your life a total misery…
Be honest with yourself, you’ve known that her arrival was imminent. After all, these last few days sleep has been a distant friend, you’ve been running hot — physically and emotionally and well, she is due.
Yet, her arrival still takes you by surprise. So you check the diary — is it really this time again?
Yes, my dear friend, you haven’t gotten away from me this time…
Next thing you know you’re an emotional wreck — just a cute puppy video away from tears — desperate for love and affection — but only on your terms. Swinging wildly from needing touch all the time to don’t you dare come near me.
You’re totally lacking in inspiration as the only thing you can focus on is her arrival and when the hell she’s leaving. You’re dealing with an insatiable…
